AHH, WELCOME... TO MY PRIVATE VIP LOUNGE *wonk* ;o)

Plz, take a seat in my chaise longue!

Plz, I insist!

Take a seat!

Now dat I've welcomed u, it's time we welcome teh most importantest person on earth: ME!!!!!!!

Hai!!! Mai name is JoyBoy! (or George/Terry if ur a NERD!!) I go by He/Him and Honk/Honks pronounz, I'm SUPA DUPA GAY, I'm a '05 baby, and I fell into a vat of bimbo juice wen I waz yunger, which changed mai life foreverz!!! Now, there'z only 3 things I like more than myself: Me, Me, and MEEEEE!!!! Why? Cuz I'm teh greatest, most awesomest guy of all time forEVERZ!!!!! Not only do I make the bestest digital art u've ever seen (BLOWZ UR FACE OFF IF UR NOT PREPARED!!!!! °ロ°), but when I (eventually lol) learn teh saxophone, I'll be SOOOO SO AWEZOME dat I'll blow thoze old dead jazz guys OUT OF DA F#@!ING WATER ㇏(\ᵥ/)ノ ଘ(๑^ᴗ^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ!!!!!!

Now dat ur in da VIP klub, u GOTTA know my sum of my fave things!!!!!!!

And now, u may b wondering "Hey, where else can I c ur sexy, sexy self and ur sexy sexy posts?"

  • So here'z mai sexy, sexy Tumblr!!!!
  • And mai sexy, sexy Discord!!!! (JoyBoy#4840)
  • And mai... erm, I was gonna put more socialz here, but I don't got any ROFL!!!!